This latest song by Brad Paisley, "I'm Still a Guy," just cracks me up. I just heard it today and had to find the lyrics to share with you all who refuse to listen to Country Music.
It is my husband, and most guys, in a nutshell. My favorite line is about the BACKRUBS.
Men really are all the same....
I'm Still a Guy, by Brad Paisley et al.
When you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're going to change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up oh but no matter what
remember I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talking to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From dragging his knuckles and carrying a club
And building a fire in a cave
But when you say a backrub means only a backrub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tacklebox
Yeah with all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy
Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked
There's a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I'm still a guy
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3 comments:
I'm so glad you finally updated your blog even though you had to quote some country music.....but I do like Brad Paisley....he's cute.
I am a loser.... I have got to come up with some original thoughts again. My Blog needs to just be our email convos...I am much wittier in that context.
OK, that's a pretty funny song!! Of course, I have never heard of it, so thanks for opening my eyes to the beauty of country music.
I laughed at the backrub lyric as well. Too funny!!
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